It’s partially about their price tag, part about their historic pedigree, but fur coats are classy. With that being said, wearing a fur coat doesn’t always make you look good.
It seems like no woman thinks that she looks bad in fur. They may be against the murdering of animals or think that such expensive pieces of clothing are for old ladies, but all women seem to think fur automatically makes them look like Marilyn Monroe.
Moreover, just like wearing a fedora makes guys think they look like Humphrey Bogart, fur coats don’t necessarily treat their male wearers any better…
So, before you go ahead and splurge on his-and her-furs, just know you guys could come out looking like this…
Molly-ed Out Miley Cyrus
As in, probably the subject of our current president’s next speech on how the moral fiber of our children is disintegrating.
Or Nipple Slip Lindsay Lohan
The only female fur-wearer less classy than Molly-ed out Miley Cyrus.
Or An Inuit Fisherwoman
Which is only advisable if your girlfriend is gunning for a street style spread from National Geographic.
Basically Every Rapper, Ever
How many furry creatures had to lose their lives for Sean Price, Cam’ron, and Rick Ross to look like fools?
Fat Joe And/Or R. Kelly
You’d think a guy with that much extra insulation wouldn’t need to have such a themo-efficient jacket, especially one that makes him look like a bald-headed polar bear.
So, use caution. If you’re thinking of getting yourself or your girlfriend something nice, maybe just stick with one of these 8 things.
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